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UPND Campaign Takes Comic Turn: Mocks President Lungu's Economic Management with 'Shame 101' Jibe  The United Party for National Development (UPND) recently showcased their wit with a touch of sarcasm during a campaign event. Beene Hachoombwa, a member of the UPND's Presidential campaign team, took a jab at President Lungu, humorously highlighting the economic challenges under his leadership. With a quip about the economy resembling a rollercoaster ride due to what was delicately termed "unique management skills," Hachoombwa didn't hold back. Furthermore, the suggestion that President Lungu should enroll in a fictitious "Shame 101" course before speaking further adds a layer of comedic criticism. This blend of humor and political commentary showcases the UPND's strategy of employing satire to convey their message effectively.
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MPs TELL FINANCE MINISTER TO RESIGN In a surprising turn of events, MPs are handing out more resignation requests than a petition for a bad haircut! 🀷‍♂️ Hon. Mundubile's confidence in Dr. Musokotwane's tax-collecting abilities is lower than a limbo champion's backbend. πŸ•ΊπŸ’Ό Our beloved Finance Minister seems to be playing hide-and-seek with effective policies, but instead of finding solutions, he's uncovering more problems than a detective in a crime novel! πŸ”πŸ“š Hon. Mundubile suggests that instead of playing nice with the mining companies, we should prepare Zambians to run them. πŸ­πŸ‘©‍🏭 He's confident that our mining engineers from the University of Zambia are ready to take the reins. Move over, Mining CEOs – Zambia's got this! πŸ’ͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² In the world of financial fiascos, Dr. Musokotwane's attempts at making mineral royalty tax disappear are about as successful as trying to teach a fish to ride a bicycle. 🚴‍♂️🐟 And guess what? The MPs a...
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Zambia's Economic Avengers Assemble: President Hichilema Leads Charge for Prosperity with Humor and Hope at the Economic Growth Forum  Yesterday, in what might be dubbed the most riveting gathering since the last community potluck, President Hakainde Hichilema, Zambia’s chief-in-command and unofficial cheerleader for economic pep, hosted the ‘Economic Growth Forum’. This wasn’t just any forum; it was like the Avengers assembling, but instead of superheroes, we had the mighty minds from the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the International Growth Centre (IGC) – because who needs capes when you have calculators and economic strategies? President Hichilema, armed with optimism and possibly a magic wand (unconfirmed reports), took to the stage to discuss how Zambia, a land blessed with more natural resources than a fantasy novel, could turn its fortunes around. The focus was on mining and agriculture, sectors so important you’d think they were the national s...