MPs TELL FINANCE MINISTER TO RESIGN In a surprising turn of events, MPs are handing out more resignation requests than a petition for a bad haircut! π€·ββοΈ Hon. Mundubile's confidence in Dr. Musokotwane's tax-collecting abilities is lower than a limbo champion's backbend. πΊπΌ Our beloved Finance Minister seems to be playing hide-and-seek with effective policies, but instead of finding solutions, he's uncovering more problems than a detective in a crime novel! ππ Hon. Mundubile suggests that instead of playing nice with the mining companies, we should prepare Zambians to run them. ππ©βπ He's confident that our mining engineers from the University of Zambia are ready to take the reins. Move over, Mining CEOs β Zambia's got this! πͺπΏπ² In the world of financial fiascos, Dr. Musokotwane's attempts at making mineral royalty tax disappear are about as successful as trying to teach a fish to ride a bicycle. π΄ββοΈπ And guess what? The MPs a...
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